This has got to be the longest Meme everrr!!

R U L E S:

1. Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2. Post the title of this journal as "Name's Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3. Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4. Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways. *YAY*
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S E C T I O N O N E:
Your Hetalia Life
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1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?
England, S. Italy, Iceland, and America. Because I act like them all somewhat but mainly England. (I have the wonderful gift of being a Tsundere!!)


2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?
Uhh well America!

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?
WHAT?!? WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!??! *cries*

4. You would...

a) Beat him/her to a pile of dog crap. [XXX]
b) Cry. [XXX]
c) Be completely indifferent. [X]


5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?
I would make up with that country and find out why the bloody hell they did that to me!!!


6. You would be most afraid of...
Russia…


7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).
Good I wasn’t going to explain!!

8. Who would be the most afraid of you?
Hmmm Italy?

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?
France…Kukukuku that’s for me to know and him to find out! *plots evilly*

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...
That’s a secret!... *mumbles* Alfred F. Jones..

12. And your love rival would be...
Uhh hmm I don’t know but I’ll kick their arse!!

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).
Drink coffee, insult me or my cooking, uhh I don't know what else.

14. Your best friend?
Japan and America! You can have more than one best friend.

15. What about your daily punching bag?
France.

16. And your drinking buddy would be...
Prussia.

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?
My pretty cute unicorns, fairies, and other random things!

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk......)
Heh a mix of sad and sentimental and hyper drunk?

19. You start making out with England at/in/on the back of his unicorn.
What?!? How is that possible if I am him?!

20. And exactly how did this come about...?
Drunk?

21. You get caught by...
Hungary.

22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).
Me: :-iconhanatamagoplz-:
Myself?: :-iconukplz-:

Hungary: :-iconhungaryplz-:


23. Who would your mother be? Father?
Mother: Finland
Father: Sweden

24. Siblings?
Hmm Japan?

25. Soap Opera Time!

Here's the situation.

- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy.
- Except your secret crush loves him too.
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival.
- That love rival likes your secret crush.
- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up).
- And you love your secret crush (durr).

So... Place everyone in a soap-opera-like setting! How does the story play out? Who dies? Who lives? Ending couples (if any)?

So Japan is in love with Prussia. But my secret crush Alfred loves Prussia too. And Prussia is in love with my love rival whoever that is. And my love rival likes Alfred. And France loves me? And I love my secret crush. ….( Wow. That is so crack and weird!!!!! That had better not be true!!!)



S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?
England because he’s brilliant.

2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?
France and Belarus. France because well duh its him. And Belarus because she’s so scary!!

3. Your favorite pairing?

AMERICAxENGLAND
SPAINxS.ITALY
SWEDENxFINLAND

4. Your rival ship?
Hmm I don’t know.

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia).
Sealand, and Seychelles.

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?
AMERICA!! FUCK YA I DO!

7. Why?
Because he’s so patriotic and American!!

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?
Allied Forces!! DUH!

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.
Where?

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?
N-O. NO.



S E C T I O N T H R E E:
You are _% Hetalia Fan.
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I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [x]

2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]

3. Ever drawn any fanart? [x]

4. Ever written any fanfiction? [x]

5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above. [x]

6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) [x]

7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [ ]

8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) [x]

9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [x]

10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [x]

11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. [x]

12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]

13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [ ]

14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [x]

15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [x]

16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [x]

17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [x]

18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [x]

19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [x]

20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before (yelling the name of their cosplay, not THEIR name). [x]

21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character the were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [x]

22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out. XD) [x]

23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [x]

24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [x]

25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]

23 / 25 = 92%

Dang I’m 92% of a fan! I wants to be 100!



S E C T I O N FOUR:
Fin
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Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.
Looong!!!!

That’s had to be the longest meme I’ve ever taken in my life. I’m dying!! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE IT THAT BLOODY LONG!?!


Tag and pick three Hetalia fans, and include their icons here.
*laughs evily* KUkukukuku I’m evil and going to tag all of my Hetalia friends! You know who you are!! All of yoU!!!

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